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Is it legal for Shakira and me to the point where I wake
up sweating and exhausted how
do I get a restraining order
and why don't my friends
believe me?
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Whatever drugs you are using, give me some. |
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cause yur a lonely loser |
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Legal no. Likely not on your life. You have a better chance of winning the lottery on the same day as Jesus, Mohammed, BUddha, and all the other sacred/holy people came back, a massive plague wipes out the stupid people, and the Earth stops spinning. So they don't believe you, b/c you are full of sh*t. That and it takes longer to get a restraining order than overnight. |
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if you don't like it, send them my way. |
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You just got kicked out of the man club. |
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you wish. (and so do i) |
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Your friends won't believe you until they hear it from Elvis, who witnessed the whole thing from what I understand. |
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jajajaj awesome dude, you are one lucky dude |
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